Now Tod, has your woman been demoted from fiance to girlfriend? They mean very different things. Is that why you are getting pass out drunk at a 'party', which we all know is code for your garage.

Mean Gene! I forgot about him. My real secret same is not stealing the "Mean Gene's Pizza" sign in Blythe the last time that I was driving from LA to Tucson. I wonder if it's still there...

This episode had me laughing my ass off. " Bring her a picture of Tod Perry and she wont sign it" hahahhaa and the getting turned down by the Tod shit was fucking legendary. I walk around with a stupid smile whenever I'm listening to you guys. Keep makin the funny.

it'd make for a good reality show to find all the low budget listeners with stifled smiles and laughing awkwardly while on their ipods out in public, it might be even more interesting when they(we) Laugh Out Loud, as it were and meakly attempt to explain KFISH and Johnny Nightmare....

Now LAXdude,

I frequently still call my fiance "girlfriend" and probably by the time we get married, I'll start calling her fiance. I'm on the slow boat on this one.

And, yes, I do drink in my garage if you must know. Can't go into it any further.