News Monster: Choking on Chili, When Pastors Attack, Vehicle Immolation

Wendy's drive-through chili is not a convenient food, low church attendance is prompting action, people are lighting their cars on fire, Marc and Tod try on German accents, a forbidden joke is written and silently passed. Plus: a little Perspective.





Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 12:00AM
Reader Comments (6)
I could go for some Chili Go-Gurt.
Something needs to replace the old chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell.
what's wrong with the chili cheese burrito from taco bell?
The Chili Go-Gurt had me in stitches. Nothing wrong with the chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell. Put it in a blender on puree. Burrito smoothie anyone?
Chili cheese burrito is not on the Taco Bell menu except in a handful of locations.
Nothing like a good discussion about "dogging" delivered in a english accent while on the way home form class. By the way I played the sizzling 7's or whatever and I did'nt get shit. Fuck you Chike Mofi!!!
also LBDC For life yo!
LBDC fo LYFE!
Imma 'bout to hit up El Dorodo Park in a minute. We chill by the "Archery Range."
http://www.longbeach.gov/park/parks_and_open_spaces/parks/el_dorado_regional_park.asp