Gorilla knitters? That sounds mighty racist.

"The new boss is over for dinner and Timmy made coffee from the wrong coffee can. Now the new boss is drinking a cop of Grandpa Cioffi!" "Whoops-a-daisy." Everybody sighs and laughs as Timmy comedically puts his arms up at his side in an expression of admission.

Bear Cannon: Does anyone else see an action movie here?
"You don't play by the rules bear all catapulting around all over town, destroying city property. We catch bad guys by the book in my precinct. I've got kidney stones named after you. You're a loose cannon, with a cannon. A Bear Cannon"
"Rawr"
"Fuck ME!?! Hand over your badge and your piece."

This preview has been approved for all audiences.

Bear vs. Raptor II: This time, it's aerial!

Voice over: "In a world ... where flying bears terrorize humanity ... only a raptor can stand in their way."
*Bears flying around with helmets on while the Raptor looks into the sky.*

*Bear on the ground with Raptor standing over him*
Bear: "Do you think you can stop us?! We're learned how to fly!"
Raptor: "You may be able to fly, but your right to bear arms has just been revoked!"
*Raptor slashes off bear's arm with his claw*

*Raptor stands in front of a group of bears*
Raptor: "My name is Raptor. Your ancestors killed my ancestors through evolution. Prepare to die!"

*Action sequence including the Raptor being thrown towards the camera because of an explosion*
Voice over: "This summer ... prepare for the ursine hibernation ... to end all ursine hibernations."
*Panda bear rises up on two legs and goes into Kung Fu stance while Raptor runs towards him*

SUMMER 2012
BEAR VS RAPTOR II
DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MANN