The Bits

Hack Alert

9 episodes · 2010–2013

• 211: The News Monster: Fake Bigfoot, Ransomed Pot, Horse Death Threats Jan 11, 2010

  “Hack alert. Hack alert.”

• 215: Extreme Topic Bonanza The Third Jan 15, 2010

  “Hack alert. Hack alert.”

• 220: News Monster: Terror Pissing, The Goat, The Third Jaime Jan 22, 2010

  “Hack alert. Hack alert. Wow, John can't get a word out today.”

• 236: News Monster: All White Basketball, Wonder Undies, Dangerous Self-Love Feb 16, 2010

  “Hack. Oh, wow. First time I actually pull that one.”

• 238: The Low Budget FM Hacky Joke a Thon Feb 18, 2010 · from 10:15

  “Any time a guy walks into a bar, the hack alert is programmed to stop that story from progressing any further.”

• 258: Comical Ways You've Been Injured Mar 19, 2010

  “That is the new hack alert.”

• 375: News Monster: Super Impromptu Edition Oct 11, 2010

  “nothing's as bad as the hack alert”

• 489: Sep. 24, 2012: There Will Be Bad Jokes, Beer Catastrophe, News Monster Sep 25, 2012

  “You still triggered the. Hack alert. It still went off.”

• 496: Insta-Wingmen and News Monster Sep 1, 2013

  “the hack alert goes off when Cioffi makes terrible jokes”