109: The Premature Ejaculation Show

The hosts discuss negative iTunes reviews and the dynamics of their listener feedback before spiraling into an extended, graphic riff on premature ejaculation. The conversation evolves into a debate over 'efficiency' in the bedroom and a hypothetical 'PE' registry website.

Originally aired August 3, 2009|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3

Chapters

00:00IntroJohn's high-wattage intro and Marc's call for listener feedback.
01:42iTunes ReviewsThe hosts react to a review claiming Marc brings the show down.
04:58The Barn StudioDiscussion about rebuilding the studio and the 'Hite pyramid' of beers.
08:10Studio VisitorsMention of a female visitor in the barn and the hosts' seating positions.
09:52Premature EjaculationA deep dive into the timing and 'stud' status of ejaculation.
14:14Condoms and EfficiencyRiffing on numbing agents, 'efficient' lovers, and the Terminator.
17:16PE.comHypothesizing a Megan's Law style registry for premature ejaculators.
19:36The CockroachThe hosts are interrupted by a giant cockroach in the barn.
21:11Marc's FuneralTod imagines Marc's future memorial service and his 'efficient' legacy.
23:49Ghost SexFurther discussion on numbing agents and the 'Boggle timer' of sex.
28:32Tantric RadioClosing bit featuring a music bed and a dramatic roleplay by Tod.