Episode 116 · August 12, 2009 · 40:18
The Snus Guide to Mass Transit
The hosts discuss Marc's obsession with the Denver Airport conspiracy and Tod's frustration at being excluded from a previous conspiracy episode. The main segment features a comedic reading of the 'Camel Snus Guide to Mass Transit,' leading into a series of improvised sketches involving picking up women on the LA subway using broken Spanish.
Chapters
- 00:00IntroOpening sponsorship read for Hite Beer and banter about glass bottles.
- 00:54Denver Airport ConspiracyMarc discusses his obsession with DIA conspiracies and Tod complains about being left off the conspiracy show.
- 07:55Camel Snus Guide to Mass TransitJohn reads a promotional guide for Camel Snus and the hosts riff on LA's poor transit system.
- 15:49The Effects of SnusDiscussion on how snus 'speeds up time' and the concept of 'maxing' vs 'relaxing'.
- 20:17Subway Pickup LinesImprovised sketches using 'ice breakers' from the guide to pick up women in Spanish on the Red Line.
- 31:39Bilingual BroadcastingTod discusses his history of selling refrigerators in Spanish.
- 34:13Emergency Making ProceduresClosing riff on using the guide's napping tips for sexual encounters on the train.
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