116: The Snus Guide to Mass Transit

The hosts discuss Marc's obsession with the Denver Airport conspiracy and Tod's frustration at being excluded from a previous conspiracy episode. The main segment features a comedic reading of the 'Camel Snus Guide to Mass Transit,' leading into a series of improvised sketches involving picking up women on the LA subway using broken Spanish.

Originally aired August 12, 2009|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3

Chapters (7)

00:00IntroOpening sponsorship read for Hite Beer and banter about glass bottles.
00:54Denver Airport ConspiracyMarc discusses his obsession with DIA conspiracies and Tod complains about being left off the conspiracy show.
07:55Camel Snus Guide to Mass TransitJohn reads a promotional guide for Camel Snus and the hosts riff on LA's poor transit system.
15:49The Effects of SnusDiscussion on how snus 'speeds up time' and the concept of 'maxing' vs 'relaxing'.
20:17Subway Pickup LinesImprovised sketches using 'ice breakers' from the guide to pick up women in Spanish on the Red Line.
31:39Bilingual BroadcastingTod discusses his history of selling refrigerators in Spanish.
34:13Emergency Making ProceduresClosing riff on using the guide's napping tips for sexual encounters on the train.

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