130: Cheating On Your Absentee Husband

The hosts discuss a Yahoo Shine advice column regarding a woman wanting a one-night stand while her husband is abroad. The conversation devolves into a graphic debate over infidelity, physical preferences, and the aesthetics of plastic surgery.

Originally aired September 1, 2009|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3

Chapters (10)

00:01Yahoo Shine AdviceMarc reads a letter from a woman asking if she can cheat on her husband who has been abroad for a year.
02:14The Ethics of Long-Distance CheatingTod and Marc argue over whether a spouse has the right to 'bang around' after three years of absence.
04:43Speculating the Husband's LocationThe hosts imagine various reasons for the husband's absence, from Antarctica to being a POW.
07:04The 'Donging' DebateA riff on the physical needs of the wife and the specific logistics of a one-night stand.
09:36Hypothetical ScenariosThe hosts imagine scenarios involving John McCain and a bizarre narrative about dating a character like Juno.
13:48Body ModificationsThe conversation shifts to pregnancy and a heated debate over nipple rings.
16:21Cough Drop InterludeMarc mutes his mic to chew a cough drop, leading to a scat-singing riff.
18:06Fake BreastsMarc shares a personal story about a partner with breast implants and the recovery process.
22:56The Uncanny ValleyTod argues that plastic surgery looks unnatural and 'off-putting' in person.
28:07ClosingFinal thoughts and a montage of 'Low Budget' voice drops.

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