139: The Rules of Pimping, Aquatic Mating

Marc discusses his recent laser eye surgery and the recovery process, while Tod and John riff on the hypothetical benefits of x-ray vision. The conversation devolves into a surreal debate about the logistics of mating with orcas and the business ethics of pimping.

Originally aired September 14, 2009|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3

Chapters (11)

00:00Camel Snus AgendaIntro and a riff on Mike Cioffi's alleged pro-tobacco agenda.
02:31Corporate StructureThe hosts joke about being a Canadian firm incorporated in Nevada.
03:18Laser Eye SurgeryMarc describes his surgery experience, the smell of burning flesh, and his new sunglasses.
12:28X-Ray VisionThe hosts discuss what they would look through if they had x-ray vision.
14:02Laser Pointers and Deaf NeighborsTod tells a story about using a high-powered laser pointer on a neighbor.
16:51Orca MatingA bizarre discussion on the percentage of 'pretty' orcas and the logistics of sex with them.
19:17Questionable EconomicsComparing pricing strategy to selling refrigerators at Sears.
22:06The Rules of PimpingA riff on pimp contracts, 'vaginal rejuvenation' as a business investment, and retiring pimps in Atlanta.
26:18Das BunkerTod questions John's secrecy regarding his visits to the club Das Bunker.
31:31Anime ExpoMarc tries to convince Tod to attend Anime Expo in July 2010.
33:29Power NoiseJohn explains 'power noise' music before the episode concludes.

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