158: The Dirt People Have On You

The hosts discuss an email from Marc's former roommate, 'The Great David,' who claims to have dirt on him. This sparks a conversation about the types of scandalous reputations the hosts would ideally want to have, ranging from international playboys to drug dealers.

Originally aired October 7, 2009|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3

Chapters (11)

00:00IntroOpening credits and banter about Marc being the unfunniest man in the room.
01:41The Great DavidDiscussion of an email from Marc's old roommate claiming to have dirt on him.
05:00Speculating on Marc's DirtThe hosts guess what kind of secrets Marc might be hiding, including jokes about meth.
07:19Ideal Dirt: International PlayboyTod describes his fantasy of being a world-traveling seducer of rich women.
11:02Ideal Dirt: Quaalude DealerJohn expresses his desire to be known as the last great Quaalude dealer.
14:41The Enigma PersonaMarc discusses wanting to be a fallen star, referencing Sly and the Family Stone.
17:31Lair of the FalconA riff on Marc's hypothetical standalone podcast and the concept of 'vaults'.
19:21Tod's High School DirtTod tells a story about being caught smoking and drinking in high school.
23:58Teacher CrushesMarc discusses his attraction to his former English teacher.
29:27The Awesome ShowMarc mentions his previous podcast with his friend Dave from Scotland.
31:37OutroFinal summary of their 'ideal dirt' and closing remarks.

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