Low Budget FM

181: The Camel Snus Guide to the Movies

John Salwin reads through a promotional 'Camel Snus Guide to the Movies,' leading the hosts into a series of riffs on movie theater etiquette, dating strategies, and the logistics of smuggling food and contraband into cinemas.

Originally aired November 16, 2009|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3
Chapters (10)
  1. 00:02IntroOpening sketch about 'exclusive content' and the Low Budget FM app.
  2. 01:24The Introduction of JohnTod introduces John Salwin as the master of the Camel Snus guide.
  3. 03:13Snus HabitsDiscussion on using Camel Snus and Mike Cioffi's 'chain snoozing' habit.
  4. 06:41The Movie Theater BattlefieldReading the guide's description of the movie theater as a 'vicious battlefield' and the 'Hanoi Hilton'.
  5. 13:23Cinematic Delight & PopcornDiscussion on controlling variables in theaters and the logistics of chewing gum while eating popcorn.
  6. 17:53Relationship PhilosophyMarc's 'I pick, you pick' system and his theory that relationships are like shitty fun houses.
  7. 24:01The Dating ChartReviewing the guide's recommendations for movies based on the date number.
  8. 29:45Smuggling StoriesTod tells a story about his mother smuggling Big Macs in a newspaper.
  9. 33:01Cell Phone Shutdown & SnacksThe guide's extreme 5-step cell phone shutdown method and snack smuggling.
  10. 37:41Hollywood LingoJohn reads Hollywood terms and the show concludes.
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