209: Get Yourself a Sugar Mama

Marc discusses a hypothetical romantic relationship with an attractive woman from Great Britain, leading to a debate about the merits of moving to England for a 'sugar mama'. The hosts riff on British stereotypes, the logistics of international citizenship, and Marc's past struggles with his Florida accent.

Originally aired January 7, 2010|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3

Chapters (12)

00:00Intro & Table TalkOpening credits and discussion about the new recording table and Marc's sinus infection.
01:55The Finger AlphabetTod tells a story about trying to use sign language with a deaf man while drunk with lightsabers.
05:31The NeighborsMarc describes the people living next door to the studio and the hosts imagine sending a presidential envoy.
09:20The Hypothetical BritMarc describes a 'hypothetical' attractive English woman he is chatting with online.
17:41International LogisticsDiscussion on time zones, country codes, and the possibility of visiting England.
22:48Citizenship & DeportationMarc considers marrying for citizenship; John tells a story about a friend deported from the UK.
26:27Wooing the LassTod plays guitar and the hosts suggest music styles (Death Metal) to attract an English woman.
32:09Death Metal & T-Shirt LauncherMarc experiments with a death metal voice and Tod uses a t-shirt launcher in the studio.
34:15The Great MigrationMarc contemplates leaving his possessions behind to move to England.
37:06Foreign Sugar MamaThe hosts discuss the 'power move' of being supported by a wealthy woman with 'pillowy breasts'.
42:56The Florida AccentMarc and Tod reminisce about Marc's former Florida accent and Tod's corrections of his diction.
46:34Final VerdictThe hosts vote on whether Marc should move; Marc leaves to pee in the bushes.

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