231: The 5 Things You Can't Have

Hosts Marc Chambers and Tod Perry, joined by Mike Cioffi, discuss a list of five things each of them desire but cannot have. The conversation ranges from political ambitions and career failures to absurd fantasies involving panda meat and celebrity crushes.

Originally aired February 9, 2010|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3

Chapters (12)

00:00IntroAdam and Eve ad read and show introduction from the 'low-budget barn' in Koreatown.
00:58The PremiseMarc explains the '5 Things You Can't Have' prompt to the group.
02:54Tod's PresidencyTod discusses his past as class president and his hypothetical run for US President in 2012.
06:10Mike's ListMike lists a coffee shop, a dog, a philosophy degree, an Apple computer, and a felt hat.
15:29Panda MeatTod expresses a bizarre desire to eat panda meat in a secret restaurant.
18:05Nice ThingsTod recounts spilling red wine on his carpet and being told he can't have nice things.
20:01The One That Got AwayMarc and Tod discuss the concept of meeting a soulmate at the wrong time.
23:32Christmas MusicTod explains how working in retail ruined Christmas music for him.
25:07High School NostalgiaMarc wishes for one more year of high school; Tod mocks his likely social status.
28:34Hair and HawaiiTod laments his hair loss and Marc fantasizes about being the Monarch of Hawaii.
32:25Natalie PortmanTod's ultimate unattainable desire is Natalie Portman, followed by a roleplay.
35:35Club Skank and Wrap-upMarc's final wish to be a 'hot club skank' and closing remarks.

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