Episode 231 · February 9, 2010 · 39:30
The 5 Things You Can't Have
Hosts Marc Chambers and Tod Perry, joined by Mike Cioffi, discuss a list of five things each of them desire but cannot have. The conversation ranges from political ambitions and career failures to absurd fantasies involving panda meat and celebrity crushes.
Chapters
- 00:00IntroAdam and Eve ad read and show introduction from the 'low-budget barn' in Koreatown.
- 00:58The PremiseMarc explains the '5 Things You Can't Have' prompt to the group.
- 02:54Tod's PresidencyTod discusses his past as class president and his hypothetical run for US President in 2012.
- 06:10Mike's ListMike lists a coffee shop, a dog, a philosophy degree, an Apple computer, and a felt hat.
- 15:29Panda MeatTod expresses a bizarre desire to eat panda meat in a secret restaurant.
- 18:05Nice ThingsTod recounts spilling red wine on his carpet and being told he can't have nice things.
- 20:01The One That Got AwayMarc and Tod discuss the concept of meeting a soulmate at the wrong time.
- 23:32Christmas MusicTod explains how working in retail ruined Christmas music for him.
- 25:07High School NostalgiaMarc wishes for one more year of high school; Tod mocks his likely social status.
- 28:34Hair and HawaiiTod laments his hair loss and Marc fantasizes about being the Monarch of Hawaii.
- 32:25Natalie PortmanTod's ultimate unattainable desire is Natalie Portman, followed by a roleplay.
- 35:35Club Skank and Wrap-upMarc's final wish to be a 'hot club skank' and closing remarks.
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