26: You're Not Allowed To Know My Rich Friend

Marc and Tod welcome degenerate gambler Mike Cioffi to the show to talk about his bookie, the vig, Marc's impending trip to Las Vegas, how debauched a trip may or may not get, and how to handle such things if you're a rookie.

Originally aired April 1, 2009|The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod|Download MP3

Chapters (12)

00:00Studio SetupIntroduction of Mike Cioffi and a riff on the studio's sound-deadening mattress.
02:267-Eleven DynamicsDiscussion on buying tampons, wine, and the relationship between customers and cashiers.
06:41The Vegas TripMarc announces his first trip to Las Vegas and mentions a wealthy friend paying for it.
09:37Degenerate GamblingMike discusses his family bookie and the mechanics of betting syndicates.
13:49Gambling PsychologyThe hosts debate Marc's lack of emotional restraint when gambling.
17:09Dated ReferencesA riff on traveler's checks and breathalyzers in cars.
19:05Vegas SocializingDiscussion on the odds of getting laid in Vegas and Tod's lack of a 'voice of reason'.
22:32Vegas WarningsMarc's mother's warnings about Las Vegas nightlife and Mike's anecdotes about BJ's.
25:59Drug-Induced VisionsTod describes a double-vision experience with a Prince cover band while on ecstasy.
28:11Vegas Drug AdviceThe group provides a 'menu' of drugs and specific dosing advice for cocaine.
33:08Final RecommendationsClosing tips on specific casinos and the similarity of hotel layouts.
34:37ClosingFinal thanks and a warning not to let coworkers hear the drug talk.

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