284: News Monster: Dolphin Suicide, Undrafted, Sex Or Cuddling?

Marc Chambers and Mike Cioffi introduce new co-host Britt, who was 'drafted' to replace departing members John Salwin and Tod Perry. The trio riffs on a series of bizarre news stories including a dolphin's suicide and Indonesian police regulations regarding penis enlargement.

Chapters (7)
  1. 00:01The Podcast DraftA scripted bit where Marc 'drafts' a new host in a mock sports-style league.
  2. 07:51Introducing BrittMarc welcomes Britt to the show and discusses her 'combine' stats.
  3. 10:10News Monster: FlipperDiscussion about a dolphin committing suicide and Mike's refusal to name an Icelandic volcano.
  4. 15:01News Monster: Scott SickoRiffing on an undrafted football player who decided not to play professionally.
  5. 22:40News Monster: Cuddling vs SexThe hosts debate a survey claiming people prefer cuddling over sex, featuring hypothetical scenarios.
  6. 32:08News Monster: Wisconsin DucksA story about rescued ducklings that Marc turns into a cartel conspiracy theory.
  7. 35:49News Monster: Indonesian PoliceA story about penis enlargement bans for police, ending in an improvised sketch.
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