372: News Monster: Nearly Naked, Pet Alligators, The Ochocinco Sex Line

An inmate shredded his clothes (but did not otherwise injure himself) while escaping over a razor-wire fence, a liquor store got busted for keeping a pet alligator in the back room, Ochocinco launched a new kid-friendly sex line and more.

Chapters (10)
  1. 00:06Marc's ReturnMarc discusses his illness in Fontana and the Ed Hardy clock gift.
  2. 05:46Law & Order LA AdA comedic bit/ad for Law & Order Los Angeles.
  3. 06:29News Monster: Naked EscapeDiscussion of a Phoenix inmate who lost his clothes scaling a fence.
  4. 10:55News Monster: Liquor Store GatorA pet alligator is seized from a Long Island liquor store.
  5. 13:56News Monster: Ocho Cinco Sex LineA typo on Chad Ochocinco's cereal box sends callers to a sex line.
  6. 17:53News Monster: Pet Oxygen MasksBoston firefighters get masks for pets, leading to a riff on puppy fighting.
  7. 21:44News Monster: Cop AssaultA man assaults a police officer at a convenience store.
  8. 26:16News Monster: Wedding WrenchA man hits his pregnant sister with a wrench at her wedding.
  9. 32:06News Monster: China and DryersA confusing segment attempting to link Chinese dryer sales to Greek debt.
  10. 35:43ClosingFinal thoughts on Greek debt and closing music/drops.
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