397: Jan. 17, 2011: Cioffi The Educator, Crime Teams

Marc was horrified when he found out that Cioffi was asked to address a group of children, Cioffi's going to use his newfound children to help Marc rid himself of an "extra girl" in his life, the show goes in-depth on the new crime team they're forming, Marc placed a fake ad on Craigslist posing as a girl who just wants to give out weird hand jobs and the show enters Week 2 of its attempt to win money with scratch-off lottery tickets.

Chapters (8)
  1. 00:00Studio FundraiserA pre-recorded plea from 'Freddy Tinkleman' asking for donations for a new studio.
  2. 01:17Mike the EducatorMarc expresses concern over Mike speaking to school children and teaching them Mafia networking.
  3. 05:19The Breakup StrategyMarc asks for help ending a relationship, leading to a fantasy about a hitman named Tim and a flashy gunman named Johnny.
  4. 15:45The Crime TeamA detailed riff on the archetypes of a heist crew, including the tech guy, the face man, and the explosives expert.
  5. 27:30Craigslist: Weird HandjobsReading and mocking responses to a fake ad offering 'super duper weird handjobs'.
  6. 43:29Handjob LogisticsSpeculating on what makes a handjob 'weird' and the demand for them in LA.
  7. 49:24Prehensile ToesMarc discusses getting banned from Craigslist after posting an ad for 'foot stuff'.
  8. 52:10Lottery ScratchersThe hosts scratch lottery tickets to try and earn money for the studio.
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