441: June 20, 2011: Buy Cioffi's Love For Hockey, Return Of The Jedi Sucks?, News Monster

After watching Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, Cioffi is ready to become a hockey fan. But which team? That's for sale. Plus: Was Return Of The Jedi actually a good movie, Salwin hits the News Monster with stories about eagles killing deer, Marc and Salwin disappoint Cioffi with their knowledge of Back To The Future 3 and much more.

Chapters
  1. 00:00Facebook PimpingThe hosts discuss their Facebook page, its fan count, and why it is written in Czech.
  2. 02:59Buy Cioffi's Love For HockeyMike decides to become a hockey fan and offers to sell his fandom to the highest bidder for 15 grand.
  3. 13:51Return Of The Jedi Sucks?Mike argues that Return of the Jedi is embarrassing compared to the first two Star Wars films.
  4. 19:08Back to the Future IIIMarc and John riff on specific plot details of the third Back to the Future movie.
  5. 21:29News MonsterA story about a Montana woman photographing an eagle that flew a fawn onto a power line.
  6. 25:07Billboard SpiteA news story about abortion billboards leads Marc to share a story about almost buying a billboard in Denver.
  7. 27:11News Monster: Abortion BillboardDiscussion of Greg Fultz's controversial billboard and a riff on starting a legal consulting service for harassing billboards.
  8. 31:50News Monster: Foreskin ManAnalysis of a San Diego activist's comic book aimed at outlawing circumcision and a debate on religious freedom.
  9. 34:55Urban Outfitters and PoliticsA riff on hipsters selling slaves at Urban Outfitters and Marc mentioning his pro-gun agenda.
  10. 36:34News Monster: Celeb Sex TapesDiscussion of LeAnn Rimes and the technicalities of searching for nude photos on Google and Bing.
  11. 42:06News Monster: Afghan License PlatesA story about the number 39 becoming a mark of shame in Kabul due to an Iranian pimp.
  12. 44:22The Tuxedo MovieMarc describes the plot of the movie 'The Tuxedo' starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
  13. 47:48News Monster: Peoria Cat RescueA story about a cat rescued from a storm drain, which Marc turns into a conspiracy theory about the Public Works department.
  14. 51:33California ParrotsDiscussion of parrots in Southern California imitating car alarms.
  15. 53:28OutroClosing theme and teaser for next episode's gun control discussion.