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449: July 20, 2011: Texting While Driving

Cioffi can't handle a little texting while driving and Marc thinks he needs to sack up. The show does the Internet a favor by tackling some open questions on Yahoo! Answers.

Originally aired July 20, 2011|The Pico-Robertson Era|Download MP3
Chapters (17)
  1. 00:00IntroOpening credits, studio location banter, and jokes about fake Hawaiian radio stations.
  2. 02:28Texting While DrivingMarc defends his habit of texting while driving despite Mike's anxiety.
  3. 07:31Legal AdviceA riff on Marc acting as Mike's lawyer for a dollar.
  4. 08:24Driving RecordsDiscussion of past car accidents and a totaled Corolla left in a parking garage.
  5. 12:11Yahoo AnswersThe hosts answer a question from 'Billy Ray Cyrus' regarding a mother with polymyositis.
  6. 16:56Yahoo AnswersThe hosts give advice to a 21-year-old woman struggling with her breast size.
  7. 21:20Yahoo AnswersThe hosts analyze a question about how boyfriends work.
  8. 23:31Relationship PhilosophiesMarc and Mike discuss dating dynamics and attractiveness.
  9. 24:22Yahoo Answers: ListerineThe hosts discuss the effects of drinking a bottle of Listerine and Marc's history with flavored vodka.
  10. 29:27The Snus IncidentMarc and Mike argue over whether Mike was popping 'Snus' (tobacco) in his mouth.
  11. 30:47Yahoo Answers: Bear DefenseA debate on whether mirrors, lasers, or toilet paper can stop a charging bear.
  12. 35:11Yahoo Answers: ManateesThe hosts jokingly claim that manatees are 'fucking dicks' and compare them to Jersey Shore cast members.
  13. 39:31Yahoo Answers: Fast CashMike suggests various 'entrepreneurial' ways for a user to make $280 quickly, including selling handjobs.
  14. 44:05Yahoo Answers: Exercise OrgasmsThe hosts riff on a woman who orgasms while jumping, leading to a tangent about 'Busty Doctors' porn.
  15. 47:11Yahoo Answers: Wolf TrackingDiscussion on wolf tracking in Wisconsin, with theories involving cocaine and the WCW Wolf Pack.
  16. 51:11Yahoo Answers: Budget DeficitThe hosts mock a user's suggestion to solve the budget deficit by cutting foreign aid.
  17. 55:22OutroClosing remarks and website plug.
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