459: Sep. 1, 2011: HP TouchPad Hipsters, Zach Braff: Bull Jacker, Steve Jobs Resigns Via YouTube

Marc wants to define a new breed of hipsters that use Bing and carry HP TouchPads. Salwin rides in atop the News Monster with stories of the billion-dollar fake dog nuts industry, Zach Braff stars in another cult classic, people in New York banging away in bathrooms and more. Plus: the show breaks down Steve Jobs' resignation video from YouTube.

Originally aired September 1, 2011|The Pico-Robertson Era|Download MP3

Chapters (11)

00:00Intro & Studio BanterOpening drops and discussion about studio mics and a 'racist compliment' from the South.
02:38HP TouchPad & Neo-HipsterismMarc explains his purchase of a fire-sale HP TouchPad and his desire to be a 'post-hipster' by using Bing.
12:53NYC Bathroom SexDiscussion of a New York Post article regarding coitus in upscale restaurant restrooms.
18:16Planet TiffanyA report on a discovered planet made of diamond and riffs on astronomers' sex lives.
25:29Yogurt Shop KidnappingA story about a Monterey Park yogurt shop owner who kidnapped an employee in a soundproof room.
30:19Bull Semen SpillA highway closure caused by frozen bull semen and a fake movie/game called 'Bulljacker'.
36:52Panda RampageA street sign hacker in Arizona warns of a rogue panda.
40:52Flag-Stealing SquirrelsSquirrels in Ohio are accused of stealing flags from a police memorial.
44:11Pet Plastic SurgeryDiscussion of cosmetic surgery for pets, specifically silicone testicles for dogs.
48:16Steve Jobs ResignationMarc plays a parody video of Steve Jobs resigning as CEO of Apple using 'gangsta' slang.
54:42Closing SongThe episode ends with a song about not fucking around with love.

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