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463: Sep. 20, 2011: Snackin' Batches, Johnny Blowseller, Knife Murder Bot, The Lunesta Regimen

Cioffi hosted a fine Italian dinner at his house, and Marc ate an entire loaf of bread. Johnny Blowseller might lose his job at Interscope. Robots are running triathalons, but scientists may have screwed up when programming them. Knife Murder Bot is on the loose. There's big problems on the set of Shrek 5. The show invents a new way to stay super healthy -- The Lunesta Regimen (do not mention it to your actual doctor.) Much, much more.

Originally aired September 20, 2011|The Pico-Robertson Era|Download MP3
Chapters (14)
  1. 00:03Football and MussoliniDiscussion of the Raiders, NFL coaching, and a tangent about Mussolini's alleged foot fetish.
  2. 04:25The Snacking BatchMarc and John discuss a dinner at Mike's house and the concept of a 'snacking batch' of marinara sauce.
  3. 07:28Interscope Cocaine RingAnalysis of a news story regarding narcotics distribution through Interscope offices and Jimmy 'Henchman' Rosemond.
  4. 16:43The Toe-Suck FairyDiscussion of an Arkansas man assaulting women by sucking their toes, followed by a roleplay sketch.
  5. 27:16News Monster SponsorA highly profane fake ad for 'The Shit' and a discussion on radio sponsorship.
  6. 30:16Triathlon RobotA story about a hand-sized Japanese robot attempting the Ironman triathlon in Hawaii.
  7. 32:16Knife Murder BotDiscussion of a Japanese swimming robot and a fantasy about robot overlords and mold investments.
  8. 37:26Office LoopA repetitive audio drop of the word 'Office'.
  9. 38:00Alcohol and Balance StudyRiffing on a study about long-term balance issues in former alcoholics.
  10. 42:45The Lunesta RegimenA satirical guide to mixing sleeping pills and beer, featuring 'Dr. Feelgood'.
  11. 49:33News Monster: Cocaine SmugglerStory about an Irishman smuggling cocaine capsules in his stomach.
  12. 50:39News Monster: Alec BaldwinA fake news bit about Alec Baldwin and Kanye West doing a song called 'Nachos in Montauk'.
  13. 52:20News Monster: Philippine Sex StrikeStory about women in a Philippine village using a sex strike to end local violence.
  14. 56:22News Monster: Hawaii DonkeysStory about donkeys airlifted to California, riffing on Mike Myers and Shrek.
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