Low Budget FM

497: Notary Snipers and Phony Closed Captions

Marc’s confused about the whole “Johnny Football” thing. Cioffi explains how you can make over $6 million in one weekend of sports gambling. The show’s either already got or is considering a closed captioning racket. Salwin drops some news about stucco-eating snails, helpful labradors and more.

Originally aired September 10, 2013|The LBPR Run|Download MP3
Chapters (9)
  1. 00:00Johnny FootballThe hosts argue over who Johnny Football is and discuss ESPN News.
  2. 02:56The Freeway FakeA riff on Mike Cioffi's habit of pretending to exit the freeway to fool other drivers.
  3. 04:46Mike Cioffi's Lock of the WeekA comedic sports betting segment involving high-risk rent money and notary snipers.
  4. 13:06Closed Captioning ScamThe hosts brainstorm a business to manipulate closed captions to market music to deaf people.
  5. 24:53Low Budget News MonsterReading a story about Florida using Labradors to fight giant African land snails.
  6. 32:01Low Budget News MonsterA story about a man treated by an unlicensed veterinarian in Colorado.
  7. 33:20Low Budget News MonsterA story about a high school cheerleading scandal in Minnesota.
  8. 37:32Low Budget News MonsterA story about a Chinese zoo passing off a Tibetan mastiff as a lion.
  9. 41:31OutroClosing remarks and the final song/drop.
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