00:00Alcohol and BroadcastingThe hosts discuss Marc's pre-show drinking and the perceived effects of gin versus brown liquor on radio performance.
02:56Bodega LogisticsMarc and Tod riff on the strange inventory and unpredictable hours of neighborhood convenience stores.
08:41Dead Mall StoresA discussion on the 'tourniqueted' parts of malls, specifically African head stores and sports memorabilia shops.
14:41Drug ParaphernaliaThe hosts discuss the ambiguous labeling of items sold in bodegas.
16:11The Marc Asks Tod For Advice ShowTod critiques Marc's dating history and discusses the social dynamics of Facebook friends with exes.
23:40Relationship TipsTod provides a list of tips for romantic success, including negotiation, community support, and the '10X geometric response' to surprises.
34:49Pop Culture and TargetThe hosts discuss Mad Men, celebrity crushes, and the experience of shopping at Target.
42:32Millennials and BoobsA reaction to a study claiming millennials search for breast-related content less than older generations.
47:53Dirty PhonesDiscussion on a Time magazine article about cell phone bacteria and Marc's hypothetical toilet seat experiment.
52:13ClosingFinal thoughts and hand-off to Maverick Jack.