Marc starts to tell a story about showing his ex-girlfriend the movie There Will Be Blood, but is quickly derailed by a questionable joke. Cioffi made a horrifying, life-altering decision involving some Miller Lite. Salwin rides in atop the News Monster with tales of intrigue and crimes on the high seas.
Marc and Cioffi watched in horror as Clint Eastwood perpetrated a theft on national television. Salwin discusses his new highly-political one-man show. The show takes questions from Facebook about getting that Mr. Ed, Marc's ongoing trouble with the ladies, Lunesta and much more.
Cioffi's hours got cut at Forever 21, so he's been spending that time playing Starcraft 2 instead. Salwin has some thoughts that could be considered dark. Marc, Cioffi and Salwin run through a questionable list of the top ten failures of modern science.
Marc's been locked in a room doing some app thing for months, and he's starting to become weirdly reclusive. Cioffi, Marc and Salwin discuss the concept of the Dumb Sea. Salwin's News Monster tackles some hard-hitting issues.