Episode 255 · March 16, 2010 · 36:40
News Monster: Pot Smoker Fired, Clown Mask Found, Funerals Useless
Wal-Mart saw fit to fire their one-time Employee of the Year because he smoked pot to relieve cancer-related pain, some guy was tear-assing around with Captain Morgan and a clown mask, funerals and burials are discussed, Wyoming is for cowboys and more.
Chapters
- 00:00Intro & Koreatown BanterOpening credits and discussion about sponsors and local Koreatown references.
- 02:15News Monster: Walmart MarijuanaDiscussion on a cancer patient fired from Walmart for using medical marijuana.
- 08:33News Monster: Goat BreedersA story about a spaghetti supper to fund a trip for Junior Board Goat Breeders of Maine.
- 11:31News Monster: Clown Mask ArrestThree men arrested in a Crown Vic with a variety of weapons and a clown mask.
- 15:27News Monster: Bikini Shaving CrashA woman causes a car crash while shaving her bikini area in the driver's seat.
- 18:36Duct Tape & SlursA tangent about duct tape warnings and a discussion on the nature of ethnic slurs.
- 21:08News Monster: Towed Funeral VanA New York funeral home van containing a body is towed for illegal parking.
- 27:11News Monster: Lollipop MachineA toddler gets trapped inside an arcade lollipop machine.
- 30:40News Monster: City ComparisonsA disjointed story comparing various US cities for specific lifestyles.
- 35:01OutroClosing remarks and a final riff on 'Penny' before the sign-off.
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