Episode 280 · April 20, 2010 · 40:25
The 5 Things You Cannot Have
Everybody's got the things in life that they want, but for some reason -- bad timing, finances don't line up, it's just impossible, or whatever -- it just doesn't work out. Marc, Tod and Mike Cioffi run down their personal lists of five things.
A re-air of episode 231: The 5 Things You Can't Have (February 9, 2010).
Chapters
- 00:00IntroMike opens the show, mentioning Marc's trip to Coachella and the 'best of' week format.
- 01:52The 5 Things PromptMarc explains the premise of the episode: five things you want but cannot have.
- 03:49Tod's PresidencyTod discusses his desire to be President and his history as class president.
- 07:04Mike's ListMike lists a coffee shop, a dog, a philosophy degree, an Apple computer, and a felt hat.
- 16:26Panda MeatTod expresses a bizarre desire to eat panda meat in a secret restaurant.
- 18:54Nice ThingsTod recounts a story about spilling red wine and concluding he cannot have nice things.
- 20:56The One That Got AwayThe hosts discuss the 'white whale' girl they met but didn't time it right with.
- 24:27Christmas MusicTod explains how working retail at Sears ruined Christmas music for him.
- 26:02High School NostalgiaMarc wishes for one more year of high school; Tod mocks his imagined experience.
- 30:34Monarch of HawaiiMarc fantasizes about being the King of Hawaii.
- 33:19Natalie PortmanTod reveals his obsession with Natalie Portman and simulates a failed conversation.
- 36:29Club Skank & Wrap-upMarc admits he wants to be a 'hot club skank' before the show ends.
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