280: The 5 Things You Cannot Have

Everybody's got the things in life that they want, but for some reason -- bad timing, finances don't line up, it's just impossible, or whatever -- it just doesn't work out. Marc, Tod and Mike Cioffi run down their personal lists of five things.

Originally aired April 20, 2010|Marc & Cioffi|Download MP3

Chapters (12)

00:00IntroMike opens the show, mentioning Marc's trip to Coachella and the 'best of' week format.
01:52The 5 Things PromptMarc explains the premise of the episode: five things you want but cannot have.
03:49Tod's PresidencyTod discusses his desire to be President and his history as class president.
07:04Mike's ListMike lists a coffee shop, a dog, a philosophy degree, an Apple computer, and a felt hat.
16:26Panda MeatTod expresses a bizarre desire to eat panda meat in a secret restaurant.
18:54Nice ThingsTod recounts a story about spilling red wine and concluding he cannot have nice things.
20:56The One That Got AwayThe hosts discuss the 'white whale' girl they met but didn't time it right with.
24:27Christmas MusicTod explains how working retail at Sears ruined Christmas music for him.
26:02High School NostalgiaMarc wishes for one more year of high school; Tod mocks his imagined experience.
30:34Monarch of HawaiiMarc fantasizes about being the King of Hawaii.
33:19Natalie PortmanTod reveals his obsession with Natalie Portman and simulates a failed conversation.
36:29Club Skank & Wrap-upMarc admits he wants to be a 'hot club skank' before the show ends.

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