Episode 435 · May 30, 2011 · 51:02
May 30, 2011: Stand Against Sitting, News Monster
Cioffi's running some kind of Groupon middle-man racket, Marc is consistently matched with young bi-sexual girls on OkCupid, Salwin wants us all to Take A Stand Against Sitting Batman got arrested on a rooftop, a man has developed a strong romantic feeling towards vehicles and much more.
Chapters
- 00:00Intro & Groupon JobbingHosts introduce the show and Marc describes his business as a Groupon middleman.
- 02:45OkCupid BisexualsMarc complains that OkCupid is only matching him with 22-year-old bisexual women.
- 06:58Beverage Planning & Beer HistoryDiscussion on the perfect daily drink mix and Mike's transition from high-end to budget beer.
- 11:27News Monster: ElwayA story about John Elway requesting a punk band change their name.
- 16:50News Monster: BatmanA man dressed as Batman with lead-lined gloves is arrested in Michigan.
- 21:01News MonsterThe hosts riff on a story about Nazis trying to train dogs to talk and spell.
- 26:36News Monster: GoldilocksBritish police hunt for a burglar dubbed 'Goldilocks'.
- 28:21News Monster: Mullet BanditThe FBI tracks a bank robber known for his mullet hairstyle.
- 32:22News Monster: Middle FingerA man's charges are dropped after flipping off a state trooper.
- 37:11News Monster: Moose AttacksA woman in Alaska is attacked by a moose, leading to a riff on 'moose safe words'.
- 41:24News Monster: Metal WolvesA Norwegian boy scares off wolves using Megadeth on his phone.
- 43:44News Monster: Car Sex & OutroA man admits to having sex with 1,000 cars before the final wrap-up.
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