Episode 497 · September 10, 2013 · 42:53
Notary Snipers and Phony Closed Captions
Marc’s confused about the whole “Johnny Football” thing. Cioffi explains how you can make over $6 million in one weekend of sports gambling. The show’s either already got or is considering a closed captioning racket. Salwin drops some news about stucco-eating snails, helpful labradors and more.
Chapters
- 00:00Johnny FootballThe hosts argue over who Johnny Football is and discuss ESPN News.
- 02:56The Freeway FakeA riff on Mike Cioffi's habit of pretending to exit the freeway to fool other drivers.
- 04:46Mike Cioffi's Lock of the WeekA comedic sports betting segment involving high-risk rent money and notary snipers.
- 13:06Closed Captioning ScamThe hosts brainstorm a business to manipulate closed captions to market music to deaf people.
- 24:53Low Budget News MonsterReading a story about Florida using Labradors to fight giant African land snails.
- 32:01Low Budget News MonsterA story about a man treated by an unlicensed veterinarian in Colorado.
- 33:20Low Budget News MonsterA story about a high school cheerleading scandal in Minnesota.
- 37:32Low Budget News MonsterA story about a Chinese zoo passing off a Tibetan mastiff as a lion.
- 41:31OutroClosing remarks and the final song/drop.
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