Cioffi pitches the show on how and why you should organize your very own “murder mystery dinner.” The show does the Internet a favor by tackling open questions on Yahoo! Answers. Dark thoughts are explored.

Marc has to take a long look in the mirror after a lady friend made a comment about dating geeky guys. Cioffi delivers his Lock Of The Week, and launches an investigation into a scandal that could take down the entire NFL. Salwin runs down a Deadspin article that explains why the San Diego Chargers are a terrible, terrible team.

The entire concept of outdoor music festivals totally repulses Cioffi. Salwin brings in all the news stories you’ve been aching to know about.

Cioffi and Salwin have some Tough Talk for people who oppose steroid usage in professional sports. Marc got some bad advice when he ran into a celebrity at a party.

Cioffi's co-workers tried to convince him that James Gandolfini had passed away, but he was not fooled. Marc announces his plans for the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary. The show's Lock of the Week is so good, you can secure a bank loan with it.