Cioffi is filling in for Marc, Salwin is filling in for Cioffi, and Brent Butler from Megaboom Radio is fillin in for Salwin as Marc is in the desert working at Coachella this week. Cioffi and Salwin introduce Brent by way of letting him tell a horrible story about recent happenings in his life. After a quick Dark Thoughts, the fellas head to the News Monster, with stories about fake militias, drunken toddlers, and porn on ice.

Cioffi seems to be taken with 8-bit Basketball on his new iPad 2 while Marc's iPad is totally misplacen. Marc had a rough previous night that involved gay bars, gay drinks, dancing, and gay men. The crew tries to figure out the quadratic equation while Salwin is taking COPIOUS notes on Marc's experience. The show then brings you the second installment of the new series "The LowBudget FM Guide to Life" where you learn how to effectively fake your own death, and cope with grippling GroupOn addictions.

One of Marc's old buddies is dating his first girlfriend, but is he allowed to be upset? Cioffi and Salwin share their thoughts. Cioffi's Lock Of The Week turns to baseball, but he's less than committed. Salwin rides in atop the News Monster with tales of one-armed men and switchblades, a crackdown on parties, elderly men flashing school buses, The Posh Pilferer strikes and much more.

Marc, Cioffi and Salwin do the Internet a favor and tackle some open questions on Yahoo! Answers. How do you kill someone with thighs? How do you let a boy know you like him without seeming creepy? Does this purple leather jacket look okay? Much, much more.

Marc and Cioffi's roommate is pushing his pro-juicer agenda, and it's making them uncomfortable. Salwin helps Marc and Cioffi with their new avant garde comedy routines. The News Monster takes a look at some hard-hitting stuff, including Nashville-based consumer advocate Don Dare, who drives everybody nuts with his damn 6 On Your Side cameras and paranoid demands for the real truth.