Marc, Tod and John disable the hack alert and experiment with a little "comedy." Plus: a listener writes in with a special request.

Where has John Salwin really been, why did Arnold Schwarzenegger carry the torch for the Olympics, is a character from an FX show based on him and more.

Augusta's been targeted as the home of an all-white basketball team, men are wearing the male equivalent of the Wonder Bra, excessive male masturbation may cause cancer, Peoria, Arizona needs your help to name its swim team and more.

Best-selling author and relationship expert David DeMarco joins Marc and Tod in the studio to talk about Valentine's Day, politicians and how he can teach you to get laid in 36 minutes or less. Plus: listener mail for David.

Marc and Tod create a fake Craigslist persona named Vanessa, a 27-year-old horror enthusiast, to see what scares the residents of Los Angeles. They review various responses from men attempting to woo her, debating which fears are 'erotic' enough for her fictional tastes.