Marc and Tod discuss a follow-up news story regarding a 45-year-old woman arrested for sexually assaulting a teenager met at furry gatherings. The conversation devolves into riffs on furry culture, animal anatomy, and Marc's recent dating life.

The hosts discuss the dangers of smoking in their flammable 'barn' studio before John Salwin presents a satirical 'Snus Guide' provided by Camel Snus on how to handle in-laws. The episode devolves into riffs on inappropriate family jokes, Tod's relationship with his future in-laws, and a tangent about professional wrestling belts.

The hosts apologize for an insensitive comment made during a previous live show before diving into a countdown of ten forgotten advertising villains. The discussion devolves into riffs on antidepressants, fairy conventions, and the perceived connection between 70s commercials and communism.

A scripted comedic sketch depicting a disastrous date between Marc and a woman named Tracy at a Van Nuys Denny's. Marc's extreme pickiness with his food order and obsession with the restaurant's noise level create an awkward atmosphere as they discuss past tension involving Tod.

The hosts deliver the 'News Monster' segment, discussing a variety of bizarre news stories including the popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon among hipsters, a lawyer charged with bear-hugging a colleague, and a burglar caught after using a victim's computer to check Facebook. The episode features a mid-show appearance by Mike Cioffi and riffs on the irony of a coroner dying of a heart attack.