Episode 131 · September 2, 2009 · 35:05
The News Monster: September 2nd, 2009
The hosts dive into the 'News Monster' segment, discussing bizarre global news stories including suggestive candy wrappers and a thief who complained about office hygiene. The episode devolves into improvised riffs on public sex and the complexities of Los Angeles parking signs.
Chapters
- 00:00IntroShow introduction and sponsorship mention.
- 00:39The News Monster: HariboDiscussion of a father's outrage over 'sexy' fruit on candy wrappers.
- 07:03The News Monster: CockfightingStory about seized roosters leading to a riff on 'baby fights' and Jedi training.
- 14:26The News Monster: NYC HotelStory about hotel guests being seen from a park, leading to personal stories about public sex.
- 20:50The News Monster: Ladder BearA bear escaping a skate park via a ladder.
- 24:04The News Monster: Fake SignsA man fined for a fake traffic sign, leading to a rant about LA parking.
- 29:19The News Monster: Swedish ThiefA thief who surfed porn and left a note about hygiene.
- 34:06OutroClosing drops and low budget sign-off.
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