397: Jan. 17, 2011: Cioffi The Educator, Crime Teams

Marc was horrified when he found out that Cioffi was asked to address a group of children, Cioffi's going to use his newfound children to help Marc rid himself of an "extra girl" in his life, the show goes in-depth on the new crime team they're forming, Marc placed a fake ad on Craigslist posing as a girl who just wants to give out weird hand jobs and the show enters Week 2 of its attempt to win money with scratch-off lottery tickets.

395: Dec. 30, 2010: Back From Holiday, Starting A Hometown Bar, News, Lock Of The Week, Listener Mail

Cioffi's up to 2 pints of Mimosa every morning while on vacation, Marc's hometown has zero bars in it and it's leading him to start one of his own, America's 10 drunkest cities, delaying sex leads to strong marriages, a deranged taxi theft goes sorta-right, Cioffi's Lock Of The Week, a listener gets real about "butterscotch madness" and more.