Clearly, there was no plan for this episode.

An inmate shredded his clothes (but did not otherwise injure himself) while escaping over a razor-wire fence, a liquor store got busted for keeping a pet alligator in the back room, Ochocinco launched a new kid-friendly sex line and more.

I really hope that's what this show is about.

John's girl voice is worth the price of admission.

I'm going to dress up as Ed Hardy for Halloween this year. I'll be wearing the clock.