In a poignant and bittersweet episode, Tod Perry officially announces his departure from Low Budget FM due to scheduling conflicts and new professional commitments. The hosts reflect on the show's history, their creative chemistry, and the impact of the podcast on its listeners.

Marc and Mike (filling in for Tod) spend the episode browsing Yahoo Answers on a brand new iPad. They provide 'definitive' and often absurd answers to random user questions ranging from NBA attractiveness to heart failure and voodoo.

Marc and Mike discuss things they wish they could unlearn or unsee, ranging from disturbing internet videos and biological facts to traumatic personal experiences. The conversation devolves into a surreal nightmare sequence and a critique of Mike's obsession with yo-yo tricks.

Marc creates a fake Craigslist ad for a high-tech girl named 'Candice' to see how men respond, specifically requiring replies in the form of a tweet. Marc, Mike, and Yanira review the responses, mocking the applicants' photos and their obsession with the newly released iPad.

Marc and Mike discuss Mike's recent poker tournament win and their failed attempt to film 'nerd walking' during the iPad launch. Yanira reads several 'News Monster' stories involving a topless march in Maine, the rise of 'chexting', and a millionaire suing an escort.