If you've ever got a drug fortress that needs guarding, just use an elephant. What if my elephant is unwieldy and impossible to tame, you ask? Just inject it full of heroin. True story.

After a trip to the Topic Cube, Marc, Tod and Cioffi run down a list of their guilty pleasures. Cioffi’s infuriated by some manga Marc lent him, Tod and Marc both have a bizarre taste in music, Tom Leykis is briefly discussed and more.

The Ark of the Covenant will finally be unveiled, intoxication may encourage you to run your wife down with large machinery, residents of Peoria, Arizona have something to worry about and more. Plus: a look inside the Listener Mailbag.

Kyle drops by the Stickam show and quickly tells the tale of how he ate some lasagna that was actually cooked by Paris Hilton. Remember: we're live on Stickam tonight, Thursday, June 25th at 8pm PT!

Marc and Tod drunkenly stumble through a list of their favorite things, along with Mike Cioffi... who isn't quite as drunk. The Simpsons, gambling, Freddy Mercury's voice and much, much more are discussed in far too much detail.