After an unfortunate and unexpected meltdown, the show has to kick it old school for a bit.

In our defense, these football references weren't so dated when they were recorded. Cioffi takes us back to his time in Baltimore with the Mafia Minute. Marc has developed a new app with an audience of one. John Salwin answers questions from listeners in our new Salwin On Your Side segment.

Cioffi hosted a fine Italian dinner at his house, and Marc ate an entire loaf of bread. Johnny Blowseller might lose his job at Interscope. Robots are running triathalons, but scientists may have screwed up when programming them. Knife Murder Bot is on the loose. There's big problems on the set of Shrek 5. The show invents a new way to stay super healthy -- The Lunesta Regimen (do not mention it to your actual doctor.) Much, much more.

Marc's curious if guys will respond to a "missed connections" ad that clearly isn't directed at them. Cioffi questions why Marc has his fake email address. Marc and Cioffi get manic for Facebook Fan Request Mania -- benevolent vampire governments, helicopter penises, standard def football, the Larchmont Locos, Doctor Who fan fiction, protection rackets and much more.

Marc went to a Nike event in Hollywood, blew money on dumb stuff and witnessed Joel McHale totally fail to impress Doc Brown. Feet keep washing up on a shore in Canada. The Great Zambrano has a mysterious aire about him. Cioffi finds a way to use the phrase "cream that vagina." Marc and Cioffi dig through the Low Budget Listener Mailbag.