Being hurt isn't funny, but sometimes how you get hurt can be. Marc, Tod and Cioffi swap stories.

The other day, Tod was driven to write Verizon his first ever complaint letter. Marc, Tod and Mike Cioffi break down the fine art of complaining to major corporations. Plus: Marc works on his offensive accents.

As robots become more prevalent in our lives, we must be careful to maintain a healthy paranoia of them and their motivations. What truly drives them? And what are some specific reasons we should fear them?

Wal-Mart saw fit to fire their one-time Employee of the Year because he smoked pot to relieve cancer-related pain, some guy was tear-assing around with Captain Morgan and a clown mask, funerals and burials are discussed, Wyoming is for cowboys and more.

The hosts tackle a listener mailbag featuring requests for photos of former intern Heather, a debate over the 9-11 commission report, and a philosophical inquiry into whether a listener is real or a ruse created by John Salwin.