The hosts discuss a viral story about a linguistics expert who raised his child to speak only Klingon for three years. The conversation devolves into a debate over nerd identity, the ethics of the experiment, and a hypothetical plan to create a Klingon-speaking colony in Detroit.
The hosts discuss a series of bizarre news stories involving elderly criminals, a naked 91-year-old homeowner, and a child bride in Bulgaria. The episode features a long improvisational bit where Tod imagines his own solo show and a detailed rant about koalas and STDs.
Tod discusses his recent engagement and the financial anxiety of wedding planning after his fiancée bought a wedding dress. Marc and Tod riff on the costs of weddings versus children and the logistics of a potential live-broadcast wedding.
Marc and Tod discuss their experience attending a Them Crooked Vultures concert at the Wiltern. They riff on the band's musicianship, their interactions with staff at Amoeba Music, and the concept of 'Low Budget All-Stars' for their app content.
Hosts Marc Chambers and Tod Perry engage in a heated debate over whether to discuss gun control or dating mistakes, eventually settling the dispute with a 'vibrator race.' After Marc's topic wins, the crew riffs on a list of first date mistakes, sharing personal anecdotes about bad dates and awkward encounters.