John Salwin reads through a promotional 'Camel Snus Guide to the Movies,' leading the hosts into a series of riffs on movie theater etiquette, dating strategies, and the logistics of smuggling food and contraband into cinemas.

The hosts discuss the pitfalls of voiceover work and their transition from San Diego radio before diving into a 'scientifically tested' pickup line from 'Research'. The episode devolves into a crude debate over the effectiveness of the line and a clinical yet vulgar discussion on birth control and STDs.

Marc and Tod, both far from the Low Budget Barn, ponder Marc's problems with authority, their plans for attending parties together and some other miscellaneous navel-gazing.

The Todbot is discussed, mancrushes are revealed and dissected, and more.

Desperate for answers, Low Budget FM has organized a no-holds-barred cage match between a Velociraptor and a Grizzly Bear. The guys discuss the details of this upcoming epic battle.