The Players

Mike Cioffi

Co-host

179 episodes · Apr 1, 2009 – Aug 4, 2026 · 42 hours on mic

Every episode where Mike holds at least a tenth of the talking, by the transcripts’ count.

The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod (41)

“If Height powers this show, and the Fresh Tastekeeping System powers Height, does the transit property mean that the Fresh Tastekeeping System powers this show?” Episode 61
“I think in a neutral site wait or site unknown but neutral i i think the line would be shark minus 400” Episode 228

Marc & Cioffi (14)

“I feel like you're going to quit your job to listen to the proto men full time.” Episode 266
“I thought I had it turned upside down or something. It's Japanese. So it's right to left. That's when I tapped out.” Episode 283

The Britt Season (20)

“I think guys are going to shuffle up next to her, stand awkwardly for about 30 seconds, and then shuffle away.” Episode 295
“i have a word document on my desktop on my laptop it says uh low budget fm hacky go-to show topics” Episode 315

The Rotating Chair (42)

“My new name is going to be Miguel. It's not one of those things where I'm not allowed to act on this information” Episode 323
“I think this is 301. Personally, I went through the RSS and I know there's some items that were left off.” Episode 332

The Pico-Robertson Era (47)

“I looked heavily at how the Bears are going to maybe switch back to a 4-3 this year... it turns out that the Lakers are going to cover” Episode 425
“I insisted nonstop, like, oh, 9 o'clock. We got to go crazy early because it's Easter Sunday... And, of course, I'm half an hour late.” Episode 426

The Comeback (8)

“He shoots, he scores. Oh, that's dead on. That's like Mark's in the same room as me.” Episode 478
“I just love my Ray-Bans. Why wouldn't I talk great about it if I love them so much?” Episode 482

The LBPR Run (5)

“There's explosions and pillars of fire a hundred feet high. There was a tsunami of hooch washing over everything.” Episode 500
“I just, I quietly, I didn't even tell him bye. I just sort of avoided the store.” Episode 502

Mid-Life Crisis (2)

“I would very specifically use the word flighty.” Episode 551
“I'm worried about how are we going to break this to Mark.” Episode 552

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