John Salwin

Co-host & Announcer

190 episodes · Apr 17, 2009 – Nov 3, 2013 · 37 hours on mic

Every episode where John holds at least a tenth of the talking, by the transcripts’ count.

“being here in Atlanta via Zephyr, just couldn't help but notice that Mark sounds, you know, a little bit more... More studly tonight.” Episode 139

“If you have a golf cart and a car... the worst driver in the world in the Ferrari could probably beat the golf cart driver” Episode 145

“I have since, uh, I have become a Reverend. I've become a Reverend since... it's back to being Reverend Johnny Nightmare.” Episode 370

“This doggy depression is a very serious thing and you're playing this piano like it's some sort of joke.” Episode 390

“This is news. This is informing the people about something that goes on in Hollywood at night.” Episode 409

“You ever seen one of those cats that it gets hit by? It gets hit by a car and like people just keep not scraping it off the street.” Episode 423

“I was surfing the internet not paying attention. Not paying attention to what you were saying.” Episode 475

“This segment is my favorite because we get to hear intros that are produced by me, voiced by me, news stories that are read by me” Episode 479

“in your dream, you've realized that you need to compartmentalize them... and then once you do, you're going to eat them.” Episode 499

“trying to convince a Florida Panther to jump out of a four-story window, with a pillowcase full of kit foxes around its neck” Episode 500

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