The Players

Tod Perry

Co-host

302 episodes · Feb 25, 2007 – Aug 4, 2026 · 74 hours on mic

Every episode where Tod holds at least a tenth of the talking, by the transcripts’ count.

The Free FM Era (18)

“I got kicked out of college twice. Why did you get kicked out the second time? Because I didn't study and I didn't go to class.” Episode 9
“let me translate that into female. All right. This guy doesn't want to put a lot of effort into this date.” Episode 22

The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod (222)

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“I would like to have walked into the home of maybe like an in-law or something and they see... Tod Andrew Perry on the arm of their daughter” Episode 158

Marc & Cioffi (6)

“some guy sitting on a train and listening to the show... he had like a good time because he listened to the show” Episode 273
“I know how to work this guy immediately just walking down the Vegas Strip. I know his weakness.” Episode 279

The Rotating Chair (3)

“after we moved out it became known as the perry house oh okay you know even though those people were not perry's” Episode 350
“can we get a big round of applause for low budget oh wow” Episode 392

The Pico-Robertson Era (3)

“I'm beginning to see this as some big, elaborate scam to try to get money out of me” Episode 400
“I ran into this old couple from. On the nude beach. Gawk beach. Wrinkly balls.” Episode 467

The Revival Season (48)

“If there were, you know, kind of breakup parties like that, where I could be a best man for, then I would go to a lot of those.” Episode 514
“that's the act of a passionate beast. It's like if you're going to go and you're going to climb Mount Everest, you have to be a man of passion.” Episode 524

Mid-Life Crisis (2)

“you are somebody who has a naturally, or maybe unnaturally, restless soul.” Episode 551
“A show is something we put our heart into, our soul into, our words into, our effort.” Episode 552

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