The Players

Marc Chambers

Co-host

468 episodes · Feb 25, 2007 – Aug 4, 2026 · 143 hours on mic

Every episode where Marc holds at least a tenth of the talking, by the transcripts’ count.

The Free FM Era (18)

“I bumped it up to ten because I thought that you had said $5 due to inflation wasn't going to buy me anything.” Episode 11
“By the end of the show, I'm going to announce my candidacy for president of the United States of America.” Episode 13

The Early Podcast: Marc & Tod (225)

“I think it might be time to do a little Craigslist. Since we've been talking about Craigslist, you want to do a little Craigslist, Tod? Cracker.” Episode 36
“I'm like, it's just, it's, instantly, you just feel hoodish... and in the corner, there's these two big overweight Mexican guys... and a chess board.” Episode 165

Marc & Cioffi (17)

“a skeeter eater, as I like to call them, flew, let's say, three inches away from his face.” Episode 264
“Let's say that in theory. And you get a text message saying, Hey, I've just learned something very disturbing.” Episode 274

The Britt Season (21)

“Normally, I just walk around nude. Normally. Yeah, normally. Or, to be quite honest, you guys don't realize that I'm usually just walking around in my underwear.” Episode 286
“Well, this says you. Mike Cioffi runs his love life like he runs a cruise ship for old people. Yeah. Well, you are wearing an Argyle sweater.” Episode 307

The Rotating Chair (58)

“I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I thought a dozen times I need to record this” Episode 343
“Mark Chambers doesn't know how to feel love. No. So I don't think you're going to spend money on any animal.” Episode 356

The Pico-Robertson Era (55)

“I apologize to the shirt or whomever. Yeah. For never remembering to talk about it on the show. Apologize to the shirt. Yeah. I'm sorry, shirt.” Episode 456
“much like in my social life where I have ex-girlfriends I need to strategically avoid, I've already run across one or two companies that I've double-crossed” Episode 470

The Comeback (14)

“I just got to make this, you know, drag out so that I don't show up while my ex is still moving out.” Episode 476
“as the CEO of this company, I'm really not allowed to go on the record and say that you could sell drugs through the app.” Episode 486

The LBPR Run (10)

“I don't know how it works anymore. Yeah. I was hoping maybe there would be some advice I could get.” Episode 490
“the ordinance that prevents pythons from owning homes in Brantford would be on the top of my agenda” Episode 496

The Revival Season (48)

“you've managed to somehow craft a joke that is three things. One, uh, not that funny. Oh, okay. Uh, two, too soon. Too soon. And three, and three, uh, way too late.” Episode 524
“my oven- In my stove in my current apartment, when I moved in, they were brand new... they'll get to be the first ones that ever used this stove.” Episode 548

Mid-Life Crisis (2)

“I'm such a millennial. Constantly hedging my jokes.” Episode 551
“I think it takes a certain gravitas to host the show.” Episode 552

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